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Historical Hysteresis :-

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Dr Hal Reveals His Radical Treatment for Radiotion Poisoning :
[ Radiotion-010 ]

[ RadRadio1 ] [ RadRadio2 ] [ RadRadio3 ] [ RadRadio4 ]

Pure Non-GMO Heirloom Cross-Pollinated Yeti Love !

[ T-He.101 ] [ HoHo.001 ] [ Yuqyuq.2.01 ] [ MoSho-X ]

[ ShowMeMO ] [ ShowDown ] [ ShowBoot ]


WOW ! New NOW ! ! !


Puzzling Evidence
-- [ PE22011a ] [ PE22011b ] [ PE22011c ]

Ask Dr Hal { http://www.askdrhal.com  &  http://www.radiovalencia.fm } : Fresh-Picked Fiddle-Faddle !

[ ADH22011a ] [ ADH22011b ] [ ADH22011c ] [ ADH22011d ] [ ADH22011e ] [ ADH22011f ] [ ADH22011g ] [ ADH22011h ]

Freeze-Dried Poodle Piddle !

[ AskDrHal1 ] [ ADH2 ] [ ADH3 ] [ ADH4 ] [ ADH5 ] [ ADH6 ]

Puzzling Evidence & That "One Time" ...

[ TheShow22011a ] [ TheShow22011b ] [ TheShow22011c ] [ TheShow22011d ] [ TheShow22011e ] [ TheShow22011f ] [ TheShow22011g ]
[ TheShow22011h ] [ TheShow22011i ] [ TheShow22011j ]

WOW ! New THEN ! ! !


[ Hondosan ] x [ Ichiban ] / [ Shhhwo ] ^ [ Nottee-Nottee ] =

[ YorTruLuv ] - [ Real-Itsy-Bitsy-Teeny-Tiny-Small-Miniscule ] ^ [ Show ]

Subcaptioned : [ SpookyOoky ] [ Teats & Glutii ] [ PrairieSquidSoup ] [ Sapphic Socialism ]


Stale COSMIC REVELATIONS & PROPHECY :

 
[ Sh0wo4 ] [ NukeEm ] [ NukeTheMoon ] [ NukeTheSun ] [ NukeYou-1 ] [ NukeYou-2 ]

[ Pathos-W ] [ Endos-Y ] [ Bathos-X ] [ Philofession1a ]
[ Philofession1b ]

[ Show82010d ] [ Show82010a ] [ Show82010b ] [ Show82010c ] [ Show 82010d ]

{ Warning -- It is a Felony Offense & Capital Crime to listen to these mp3 files on Windows Media Player ! }

" Our Darling " Show Daddy :--

J.R. " Bob " DOBBS :
--...

  +   Connie =

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You are Visitor # since January 1, 1984 ! ! !

Continuation beyond this Point :> . Comprises complacent Compliance as Disclaimed at the other End of this Page ...



The Show

http://www.kpfa.org/archive/show/334

Puzzling Evidence airs its poxed laundry on the antenna of venerable Listener-sponsored Radio KPFA ( 94.2 FM ) , "live" in-studio on Thursday night /  Friday morning 3-5 am . Historical documents proclaim commencement of " The Show " circa 1982-84. Meanwhile, the hominid operator Doug Wellman putates " The Show " to be "The Strangiest Thing on Earth" (
according to the allegations published in NY Times Classified Ads, 12-30-1996 ).


[ Doug Wellman // Puzzling Evidence ] [ http://www.youtube.com/user/PuzzlingEvidenceTV ]

Doug Wellman produces this homage to serio-comedic meditations on hackneyed themes of manhood, honor, loyalty, and redemption of coupons, respun with an artsy veneer of veneration to the masterful foundations of Showity, mislaid so long ago by pseudo-mythic "Show Mama" Bob Nelson, whom Wellman conveniently waylaid in his juggernaut-driving lust for power.

As yet it but a crass metaphor for serialized Stupidity, yet somewhere on this pathetic tarball Earth it endures as a legendary sub-genre, a semi-surreal bargain in understated Humoresque, well-seasoned with saucy sadism-cum-drollerie, and yet only slightly tacky after all these 28 years. None dare call it Tawdry, 'cept with anchovy-baited breath, held bated.



   

[ Click Here or Jonestown for KoolAid Speech ]


 
Hal Robins

" Dr Hal " Robins pretends to be an erudite Man of Letters, but in sad Fact of Point, he is a blustering blowhard buffoon, a boffin who doesn't know Omega from Jod, nor a Phoneme from a Meme. The charlatan poseur can't Parse a Noun, Conjugate an Adjective, nor Dangle a Participle, yet fortunately he actually is Fabulously Funny. His performance is enhanced by exegetic semantics, generously generated by his daemon-possessed brain and delivered via his forked tongue -- a plentiful proffering of pandering palaver and patois, thinly disguised as Platonic philosophizing, overtly paraphrased in pointless parables, and vacillating between virtual virginity and vulgar vulval gratification. His oration is saturated with perorations, themselves peppered with titillating demagogic allusions to intimations of intimacy, apparently intended to pacify the Listener's archetypal psychogenic Fear of Candiru ( Vandelia cirrhosa , v.i. ). It tends, however, to leave one feeling drained, inutterably exhausted with desultory ennui, and soaked in salacious sordidity -- yet strangely, oddly, weirdly, implausibly... Satisfied ... And all this from a Hominid who couldn't say "Fuque You" even if his mouth was full of Prairie Squid...


[ Hal Robins@askdrhal.com ]

[ Frontispiece, Hemp Husbandry : " Geo. Wash. & Tho. Jeff. Inspecting a Fielde of Hempe " ]

[  Frontispiece, Adept Alchemy : " Alchemia " ]

[ Page Frame : " Gnosis
" ]



Philo Drummond



Dr Philo Drummond [ quiveringbrain.compersonifies a practical, phlegmatic approach to the delicate " SubGenius Problem " that propels the " The Show " ( as it is so-called by slavering Fans ). The warmth, kindness, and gentle sensitivity of his manly yet Quivering Brain brims with intense portrayals of provocative quavering emotion, which provides the glandular ennui in question. His generous performances explore the subtile dynamics of hyper-paranoid sexual ambiguity under a generic subassembly of complex narrations that overdraw on the source material and misquote it out of context , e.g., in Show Logbook ( 1989 ) , now lost in retroactive transliteration and redacted in absentia , ibid.



Unbeknownst to the audience, the sharp ingenuity of double-talking Dialogue and inventively prepositioned reruns ( &c. ) provide a subtle dialectic basis for the frolicing folly of its pseudo-sophistication. Such delicate nuances are lost in the loud background music and sonic effects, but the Control Message prevails in its subversive suggestivity.

In Summary :

The Show
is an effete Fraud foisted on unsuspecting Dupes who listen in vain hope of hearing a f
ew bon mots, only to Gasp with slight Amusement as they fall sweet asleep.




Show Law

The following excerpts are drawn verbatim from the Supreme Court Trial of " The Show " for " High Crimes against Humor and Humanity, God, and God's Nature " :--

The primary template is a subjective offstage monologue with a voyeur's view of the audio emanata. The how-to exercises in style begin with the retrograde tense, followed by a montage of deja vu flashbacks with voice-over narration in cartoon balloons :

[ Deposition1c ]   [ Deposition1d ]

The comic wars over respective love fantasies are to no avail ( e.g., Plan 0 from Inner Time meets High Noon at 4:20 ) :

[ Deposition1e ]   [ Deposition1f ]   [ Deposition1g[ Deposition1h ]

The police procedure in such humorous conditions renders unnecessary any storyboard panels nor script for the Content Providers, who serve to reframe the oppposites in palindromic magic hypercubes of fuzzy logic in anagram format :


[ Deposition1i[ Deposition1j ]   [ Deposition1k ]   [ Deposition1l ] 

Stylistic tells betray the dynamic constraints expressed in this superheroic homage to self-referral
:
 
[ Deposition1m[ Rebuttal1.mp3 ]  [ Rebuttal1.mp3 ]

In this instance, " The Show " is self-explanatory :

[ Subpoena2a ] [ Subpoena2b ] [ Subpoena2c ] [ Subpoena2d ]


These approbations are not anatomically correct :

[ Deposition1a ]
   [ Deposition1b

These
allegedly are physiologically precise, but provide insufficient evidence under the puzzling rules of order :

[ Proof1.mp3 ]

Putative Proof Positive can be found in the proposed Jurisdiction of " The Show " :

[ ProOfShow4.mp3 ]

No restrictions of National Security prevented leakage of this shocking revelation by Ivan Stang of his Manifesto @ " The Show "
:

[ Proof1b.mp3 ]
[  ProOfShow3.mp3 ]

This Requirement was Argued profitably in Paralegal Negotiation with " The Show " :


[ Proof2.mp3 ]
  [ ProOfShow2.mp3 ]

The Editors subsequently removed all Value-Added Insults to the Sexual Orientation ( Magnetic N ) of " The Show " :


[ Proof2a.mp3 ]
[ ProOfShow1.mp3 ]


The Allegations are iterated in Exhibit 1 of " The Show " :


[ Proof3.mp3 ]
  [ Proof3a.mp3 ]

The Petition was denied by the  Supreme Court, which quoted the Transcripture of " The Show " :


[ Proof3b.mp3 ]

Both parties claim to have prevailed in the preliminary Prevarications presented in Los Peoples vs. " The Show " :

[ Proof4.mp3 ]

The Supreme Court Decision thus determined our national Fate in the infamous case of US vs. " The Show " :

[ Proof4a.mp3 ]

This Opinion was reinstated by the successful Revolution III, which nationalized " The Show " :

[ Proof4b.mp3 ]


[ Proof4b.mp3
] Note the clever propagandistic abuse of "Pre-emptive PsychoLinguistic Deconstruction" -- misapplied  here in their desperate and futile attempt to Phase-Conjugate various verbal vestiges of the ad hominem viability derived from " The Show " :

[ Proof5.mp4 ]


You are not Alone in Angst ! Conflate with us in a Class Act Suit as Show Ho' blows off " The Show " :


[ Proof6.mp5
]

This travesty could have been preventified by proper enforcement of pre-edit regulations ; Puzzling Evidence obtained a Court Order, however, that conveniently constrained any prejudicial termination of " The Show  " :


[ Proof7.mp3 ]
[ Rebuttal1.mp3 ]

The World Court overturned all the lower decisions, thus finalizing the supremacy of " The Show " :

[ Proof7b.mp3 ]


The Inauguration of Puzzling Evidence became immortalized in the Theme Song of  " The Show " :


[ Proof8b.mp3 ]



Puzzling Evidence
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theShow.com is the inevitable result of too many assignations within a determinative contextual matrix of cultural bondage, by means of which said Pleiadians [ / Plejarans ] can more quickly choose among their consequential predecisions amidst the multitude of uncertainties certain to be in play at that temporary space, albeit with absolute disregard for apparently disorienting turgidity of torpid vortices included by artifical artifacts of torsion field tension technicry -- ortho-referenced ( as a professional courtesy and in deference to long-established galactic standards concerning industrial time-vandalism, e.g., Timeline 1.8, Variant 3 ... As a matter of Uncertainty Principle, the Corporate Being that is construed as so-called sexxxresearch.com is in fact authorized to relate the relativity of the report. See also the whistletooter time-intervention intersights at www.puppies-disobey.com...

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