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Puzzling Evidence & That "One Time" ...

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The Show

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Puzzling Evidence airs its poxed laundry on the antenna of venerable Listener-sponsored Radio KPFA ( 94.2 FM ) , "live" in-studio on Thursday night / Friday morning 3-5 am . Historical documents proclaim commencement of " The Show " circa 1982-84. Meanwhile, the hominid operator Doug Wellman putates " The Show " to be "The Strangiest Thing on Earth" ( according to the allegations published in NY Times Classified Ads, 12-30-1996 ).

[ Doug Wellman // Puzzling Evidence ] [ http://www.youtube.com/user/PuzzlingEvidenceTV ]

Doug Wellman produces this homage to serio-comedic meditations on hackneyed themes of manhood, honor, loyalty, and redemption of coupons, respun with an artsy veneer of veneration to the masterful foundations of Showity, mislaid so long ago by pseudo-mythic "Show Mama" Bob Nelson, whom Wellman conveniently waylaid in his juggernaut-driving lust for power.

As yet it but a crass metaphor for serialized Stupidity, yet somewhere on this pathetic tarball Earth it endures as a legendary sub-genre, a semi-surreal bargain in understated Humoresque, well-seasoned with saucy sadism-cum-drollerie, and yet only slightly tacky after all these 28 years. None dare call it Tawdry, 'cept with anchovy-baited breath, held bated.

[ Click Here or Jonestown for KoolAid Speech ]

Hal Robins

" Dr Hal " Robins pretends to be an erudite Man of Letters, but in sad Fact of Point, he is a blustering blowhard Buffoon, a Boffin who doesn't know a Phoneme from a Meme. The charlatan Poseur can't Parse a Noun, Conjugate an Adjective, nor Dangle a Participle, yet fortunately he actually is Fabulously Funny. His polished Performance is enhanced by exegetic semantics, generously generated by his daemon-possessed brain and delivered via his forked tongue -- a plentiful proffering of pandering palaver and patois, thinly disguised as Platonic philosophizing, overtly paraphrased in pointless parables, and vacillating alternately and often between virtual virginity of pure uteralia, and mere vulgar vulval gratification. His oratorical rhetoric is supersaturated with pithy perorations, themselves peppered with titillating demagogic allusions to intimations of intimacy, apparently intended to pacify the Listener's archetypal psychogenic Fear of Candiru ( Vandelia cirrhosa , v.i. ). It tends, however, to leave one feeling drained, inutterably exhausted with desultory ennui, and soaked in salacious sordidity -- yet strangely, oddly, weirdly, implausibly... Satisfied ... And all this from a Hominid who couldn't say "Fuque You" even if his mouth was full of Prairie Squid...

[ Hal Robins@askdrhal.com ]

[ Frontispiece, Hemp Husbandry : " Geo. Wash. & Tho. Jeff. Inspecting a Fielde of Hempe " ]
[ Frontispiece, Adept Alchemy : " Alchemia " ]
[ Page Frame : " Gnosis " ]

Philo Drummond

Dr Philo Drummond [ quiveringbrain.com ] personifies a practical, phlegmatic approach to the delicate " SubGenius Problem " that propels the " The Show " ( so-called by slavering Fans ). The warmth, kindness, and gentle sensitivity of his manly yet Quivering Brain brims with intense portrayals of provocative quavering emotion, which provides the glandular ennui in question. His generous performances explore the subtile dynamics of hyper-paranoid sexual ambiguity under a generic subassembly of complex narrations that overdraw on the source material and misquote it out of context , e.g., in Show Logbook ( 1989 ) , now lost in retroactive transliteration and redacted in absentia , ibid.

Unbeknownst to the audience, the sharp ingenuity of double-talking Dialogue and inventive prepositioning of reruns ( &c. ) provide a subtle dialectic basis for the frolicing folly of its pseudo-sophistication. Such delicate nuances are lost in the loud background music and sonic effects, but the Control Message prevails in its subversive suggestivity.

In Summary :

The Show is an effete Fraud foisted on unsuspecting Dupes who listen in vain hope of hearing a few bon mots, only to Gasp with slight Amusement as they fall sweet asleep.

Show Law

The following excerpts are drawn verbatim from the Supreme Court Trial of " The Show " for " High Crimes against Humor and Humanity, God, and God's Nature " :--

The primary template is a subjective offstage monologue with a voyeur's view of the audio emanata. The how-to exercises in style begin with the retrograde tense, followed by a montage of deja vu flashbacks with voice-over narration in cartoon balloons : [ Deposition1c ]   [ Deposition1d ]

The comic wars over respective love fantasies are to no avail ( e.g., Plan 0 from Inner Time meets High Noon at 4:20 ) : [ Deposition1e ]   [ Deposition1f ]   [ Deposition1g ] [ Deposition1h ]

The police procedure in such humorous conditions renders unnecessary any storyboard panels nor script for the Content Providers, who serve to reframe the oppposites in palindromal fuzzy logic, expressed, however, in anagram format : [ Deposition1i ] [ Deposition1j ]   [ Deposition1k ]   [ Deposition1l ]

Stylistic tells betray the dynamic constraints to self-referral. In the instant case, " The Show " is auto-explanatory : [ Deposition1m ] [ Rebuttal1.mp3 ] [ Rebuttal1.mp3 ] [ Subpoena2a ] [ Subpoena2b ] [ Subpoena2c ] [ Subpoena2d ]

These approbations are not anatomically correct : [ Deposition1a ]   [ Deposition1b ]

These allegedly are physiologically precise, but provide insufficient evidence under the puzzling rules of order : [ Proof1.mp3 ]

Putative Proof Positive can be found in the proposed Jurisdiction of " The Show " : [ ProOfShow4.mp3 ]

No restrictions of National Security prevented leakage of this shocking revelation by Ivan Stang of his Manifesto @ " The Show " : [ Proof1b.mp3 ] [ ProOfShow3.mp3 ]

This Requirement was Argued profitably in Paralegal Negotiation with " The Show " : [ Proof2.mp3 ] [ ProOfShow2.mp3 ]

The Editors subsequently removed all Value-Added Insults to the Sexual Orientation ( Magnetic N ) of " The Show " : [ Proof2a.mp3 ] [ ProOfShow1.mp3 ]

The Allegations are iterated in Exhibit 1 of " The Show " : [ Proof3.mp3 ] [ Proof3a.mp3 ]

The Petition was denied by the Supreme Court : [ Proof3b.mp3 ]

Both parties claim to have prevailed in the preliminary Prevarications presented in Los Peoples vs. " The Show " : [ Proof4.mp3 ]

The Supreme Court thus decided our national Fate in US vs. " The Show " : [ Proof4a.mp3 ]

The wildly successful Revolution IX nationalized " The Show " : [ Proof4b.mp3 ] [ Proof4b.mp3 ]

Note the clever propagandistic abuse of "Pre-emptive PsychoLinguistic Deconstruction" -- misapplied here in their desperate and futile attempt to Phase-Conjugate various verbal vestiges of the ad hominem viability derived from " The Show " : [ Proof5.mp4 ]

Conflate with us in a Class Act Suit as Show Ho' blows off " The Show " : [ Proof6.mp5 ]

This travesty could have been preventified by proper enforcement of pre-edit regulations ; Puzzling Evidence obtained a Court Order, however, that conveniently constrained any prejudicial termination of " The Show " : [ Proof7.mp3 ] [ Rebuttal1.mp3 ]

The World Court finalized the supremacy of " The Show " : [ Proof7b.mp3 ]

The Inauguration of Puzzling Evidence was memorialized thus : [ Proof8b.mp3 ]

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about : ^TheShow.orgasm

" The Show " is the Hemipene of Techno-Boredom, the dosexahedonal sleaziness of pluperfect sensuality, seeping with sordid slobber ( aftermarket exploitations of residuals, secretly secreted during secretive ritual tongue-lashing ceremonial passion plays, the which prudish people prefer to pronounce as Pornoglyphy ... pffft, paugh & piffle ! ! ! ) --- and a plurality of packeted post-prurient interests in salacious semantics, slightly cemented with a salubrious syrrup of Real Information, unveiled herewith in all its fabulous fantastical futility, burbling and babbling blabberous blarney, blustering blowhard buffoons blathering 'bout cowshyte : silly, sententious sentimentality, expressed in an inane exteriorization of prehensile intimacy with Language loosely-labiated -- absent a curiously vain and vacuous detachment from an indifferent single Mother Nature, alas and alack for all concerned in their consternation, yet lacking nothing but denial for our avoidance of the venereal Void ; therein hide those voyeuristic Extra-Terrestrial Barbarians, leering at us through the Window of Akasa -- saliva squirting in salarious anticipation of this instant moment of when, now, then, & enow, while we wonder why ( an inevitable metaffect of "ChronoNausea" : that quixotic hyper-relativistic equivalent of seasickness ) -- and watch aghast at our collectivized autocide, carelessly synchropated with self-confident diffidence respective unto said forementioned fatuous indulgence in fatalistic over-fattening, somehow sharing a sadomasochistic angst of poignant agonizing in apropos appreciation of fear-saturated egregors, soon to be emitted by innumerable deliciously delectable corpulent corpses, all frozen for transport to other planets, now that this one isn't needed any longer; a mere fate perhaps slightly better than being uselessly uneaten in the aftermath of another "Cosmic-Radiation-Induced-Mass Extinction" [ CRIME ] of almost all Animalia, fermentive Bacteriums included, mayhap 'cept some allegedly allegorical misfortune, somehowever excluded from suffering that commonplace destiny so deliberately decided upon by the imputed intelligence of design defects -- an immediate eventuality, not easily eventuated, unless perchance they may be deemed worthy of evacuation according to the putative Pleiadian agenda ( a genuinely gratuitous gift of grace by honest hominids ? or ... a duplicitous diversion dangled by dastardly dracos to deliberately deceive desperate dolts ? or ... a fatuous fantasy for fearless favored few ? or ... ) -- but I digress ...

The Show is the inevitable result of too many assignations within a determinative contextual matrix of cultural bondage, by means of which said Pleiadians [ / Plejarans ] can more quickly choose among their consequential predecisions amidst the multitude of uncertainties certain to be in play at that temporary space, albeit with absolute disregard for apparently disorienting turgidity of torpid vortices included by artifical artifacts of torsion field tension technicry -- ortho-referenced ( as a professional courtesy and in deference to long-established galactic standards concerning industrial time-vandalism, e.g., Timeline 1.8, Variant 3 ... As a matter of Uncertainty Principle, the Corporate Being that is construed as so-called sexxxresearch.com is in fact authorized to relate the relativity of the report. See also the whistletooter time-intervention intersights at www.puppies-disobey.com...

... Enjoy your visit, and y'all come back again real soon now !

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